Disgruntled Dad Slams Marilyn Manson Review on MetalSucks
A disgruntled father posted a scathing review of Marilyn Manson's album "One Assassination Under God – Chapter 2" on MetalSucks on August 18, 2026. The author, who identifies as a God‑fearing Christian, denounced the artist as a corrupting influence on American youth and dismissed each track with vulgar profanity. He opened the piece with, "No! No no no! Marilyn Manson? Are you fucking kidding me, MetalSucks?" and continued, "If there’s one thing us good, God‑fearing Christians fear, it’s that vile, filth‑ridden corrupter of American society." The writer also referenced personal family drama, stating that his daughter Jessica had "shuttered me from her life for having the goddamn good sense to outspokenly disregard the COVID‑19 plan demic." He claimed Manson had been "canceled for some… shall we say untoward behavior" years earlier, using that as justification for ignoring the album. The review proceeds track by track, each accompanied by a brief, contemptuous comment. Track 1, "Unalive," was described as "like the score to that 28 Days Later movie Doreen rented that one time. Scared the absolute Christ out of me, that one did." Track 2, "Don’t Answer the Door," received the terse reply, "Don’t worry, Mr. Manson. I have absolutely no intention of doing that." For Track 3, "Front Toward Enemy," the author wrote, "Gonna tell Doreen to get off her worthless ass and fetch me my Rosary so I can get right with my Maker after listening to this horseshit." Track 4, "All the Vilest Things," was labeled "among the vilest things I’ve ever heard," while Track 5, "None of the Suns," left him "bored to tears." Continuing, Track 6, "Lucifer’s Teardrop," elicited a "Hard no on this. I’m not listening to something with a title like that," and Track 7, "The Arsonist," prompted the sarcastic remark, "The studio really could’ve used one of those while they were recording this. Hey‑oh, I’m back!" Track 8, "Exit Wound," was dismissed as sounding the same as the others, and Track 9, "Enantiomorph," was skipped entirely with, "I have no fucking clue what that means, but I’m going to skip it just in case it precludes my entrance into Heaven." The author concluded the rant with a final outburst, asking, "Do I really need to give you my score?" and announcing his departure to "Immaculate Conception to wash myself in the Blood of the Lamb." He signed off with, "See you heathen nightmare creatures next week." The post, titled "DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: MARILYN MANSON – ONE ASSASSINATION UNDER GOD – CHAPTER 2," was published on MetalSucks and reflects a highly personal, religiously motivated critique rather than an objective musical analysis. This piece illustrates the polarizing reactions that Marilyn Manson continues to provoke, especially among conservative audiences. While the review offers no musical insight beyond profanity‑laden disdain, it underscores the ongoing cultural clash between extreme metal artists and segments of the public who view their work as morally offensive. Fans of Megadeth and the broader metal community may find the article noteworthy as an example of how metal criticism can be weaponized for ideological purposes, highlighting the need for balanced, fact‑based reviews in the genre.
Disgruntled dad's rant on Marilyn Manson review
